In other words, I have seen Merlin 2x12, The Fires of Legolas Iolas Igolas Irdisajldhaklfaolas.

First things first:( spoilers are really freaking depressed right now )

Merls 2X11, "The Witch's Quickening."

MY HEART, YOU GUYS, MY HEART

MUST GET THIS OUT SO I CAN FINISH WRITING BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START

MY HEAD IS FULL OF SUGGESTIVE MADONNA LYRICS ABOUT TEENAGE REBELLION, SEND HELP

( spoilers are like a virgin touched for the very first time )

2x10: "Sweet Dreams". You know by the title you are in for some crack. AND YOU ARE. PURE. UNCUT. SHAKESPEAREAN. CRACK.

( spoilers' job... is to WOO )

I barely feel like rehashing this one, but it did have some lovely moments, and I would feel weird not doing a reax post. SO. MY THOUGHTS ARE THESE (um, upon reading them over, they may or may not make sense):

( spoilers were sure they had TWO drumsticks )

I loved last night's episode of Glee ('Wheels').

But once again I find myself a little out of sync with some of the fan reactions, particularly about Artie (who I now love even more), so before I launch into the squee, I want to give my impressions.

( Re: Artie and disability. Disclaimer: I'm not speaking from any place of authority when it comes to disability and able-bodied privilege so if I commit any fail in what I'm about to say please do call me on it. )

( on to the squee )


+ Holiday card post is still open btw, comments screened, if you want a card from me. <3

Merls 2x07, The Witchfinder. THIS EPISODE.

( spoilers like to pop out at you from around corners )

Or, Beauty and the Beast, part deux.

Last week was the beast, this week was the beauty, y/y? (also omg I rambled a lot.)

( spoilers have definitely been hiding under your bed all this time )

Must finish meme responses and get back to the fleet party, but first, Beauty and the Beast.

Hahahahaha.

What can I actually say?

( spoilers are as deep and profound as this week's episode )

Gah, this episode. I don't even know.

Spoilers under the cut. Also, one day I'll manage to write episode reviews that are coherent. I'm not sure today is that day. :P

( what the actual )

Working on two hours of sleep, so this post is likely to make little sense.

+ Signal Boost: zahrawithaz has an October Manifesto for Domestic Violence Awareness Month, about some of the realities of domestic violence that don't get talked about.

+ Moar signal boostage: glockgal has a post on the upcoming holiday that I very much appreciated. Because Halloween is almost here, and know what's not funny or cool? Dressing up as sexed-up caricatures or parodies of other races and cultures. Native Americans, black people, sexy!geishas/china dolls, etc; none of that shit is cute. Mocking peoples' cultures is not okay on any day; it's insulting and stereotyping and hurts people. Which is not to say that you guys would, but if you see it this Halloween (you probably will), call it out! Karma will smile on you.

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Now for some Glee. I continue to find it equal parts DELIGHTFUL and irritating. But I'm with it as long as the music doesn't stop. Also, less racefail this week, that was good.

And slushies.

( spoilers in which I mostly wish everyone would just sing for 45 minutes )

OH GOD YA'LL. MY HEART.

MY HEART.

AWESOME. SO MUCH OT4 WITH AN OPTION FOR FIVE.

LEMME 'SPLAIN.

( spoilers for Merls 2x04 and an open letter to fandom under the cut )

IDEK, guys.

Not sure where to start.

( spoilers for episode 2x03 )

In other words, I have seen Merls 2x02. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START, YA'LL. LIKE I'M GOING TO HAVE TO WATCH IT AGAIN. AND THEN AGAIN.

IN OTHER NEWS I AM SLOWLY DEMORPHING INTO A TWELVE-YEAR OLD OVER THIS SILLY, SILLY SHOW. IDEK.

( SPOILERS )

I would just like to report that inell is now all caught up with Merlin, now that I've forced her to mainline the entire first series. She likes it, AND she ships Uther/Morgana. *\o/*

JSYK. ANYWAY.

Late reaction post is late! But basically, BWEEE MY CHEESY CRACKY SHOW IS BACK.

( spoilers for Merlin 2x01 )

I didn't hate The Vampire Diaries. Far from hated it, actually.

I mean. I didn't love it, but yeah. Compare anything to Twilight and it's pretty good, right? That's my story and I'm sticking to it. ( non-plotty spoilers )

True Blood finale tonight OMG. And Mad Men.

I was going to review last night's SPN, but you guys have covered everything. I was going to say, in essence, "LOL FOREVER" and "D'AWWWW, BOYS". Ya'll were more eloquent.

So. Something else, while I'm thinking about it. I finally caught up with the season premiere of Sons of Anarchy. I'm not even sure how many of you are watching; I don't think I've mentioned it here before, but anyway. I'd been looking forward to it.

( spoilers are mostly for the end of the episode )

Dude.

Just.

DUDE.

( brief spoilery thoughts because I am Reviewy McReviewerson this weekend )

+ Also, Fox? RENEW THIS SHIT. I'M NOT PLAYING. RENEW IT.

So that was very, very cool.

( Star Trek spoilers - crossposter, don't fail me now, or I'll be the one who's cut )